woman new standard:
spread over Johnson, has produced pathways, seduce, under the leadership over the water. Installed before God, get off ghosts, kissed her husband with others mouth. Pong had money, out over ocean, with friends opened room. Climbed over the window, bounce the walls, slept overnight three beds. Men are cattle, a woman is in, not bad farming land, only the exhausted cattle. The thinner the more cattle agriculture, to the more fat the more cultivated. New Year's, advice male buddy a good charcoal fire costs, waste a good petticoat Chinese, a good fare oil, rice dishes charges, the brothers who do take concern! To fight in a hostel, baths, K room, disco, bars and other entertainment the first line, the men do not go home to lie my maximum respect! Edison man to do, open house to bring Zhao camera ~! ~ ~
three Chedan
1. wage-buy from the room that Chedan.
2. can be subserved by the hard work that is Chedan
3. that you do not have an affair that is absolutely Chedan.
four strange
1. a man to do better than dogs by the pet.
2. to do things as a believed informant.
3. say the line as quickly arrange.
4. Huyou more brave than devoted.
five lies
1. the detriment of fuel, said it was a lie.
2. Police said it was a lie to protect people.
3. madam said I was the premier time it was a lie.
4. employer said I can not lose you that is a lie.
5. leadership will have a accident to say good work that is a lie.
Drink jingle
Drinking soup favor this in Business Like drinking water, naturally in the Construction Committee! Per bottle is not left, go must be financially! Advised not to drink, surely in the court! Toast a dry, must be security! A able two hundred twenty-five, this person must be in the land! Drink eighty-two not drunk, the male his mother is impose! Drunk each day, not impaired, brother Bacheng in the towns and villages! Liquor malt and wine, definitely a digit one! Drink are not scared of knowledge, leadership must be in the National People's Congress! Drink all day is not called Ku, man different job in government! Night drinking do not destroy, working in the CPPCC Guarantee! Maotai merely be allowed to drink liquor, the chief leadership to! Drink about brotherhood, definitely brothers!
drinking is not solemn, may be a doctor! Educate people to drink is absolutely Dionysus! Drink Shuajiu Feng, mostly emigrant personnel In 2010, we have the leadership to ensure that: Leadership requires that we chase; Leadership temper is our good luck; Encourage leadership is our power; Leading fancy is that we practice; Is our leadership capacity for brandy bravery; Leaders face is our mood; Leading hobby is our liking; The intention is to lead our instruction; Xiaomi leadership is our secret;
The lover is leading our loved ones!
We also do:
A leadership did not come, I will come to see who take the podium; 2 leadership did not speak, I speak about, pat the microphone sound does not ring; 3 leaders speak, I acclaimed, driving the crowd a ring; 4 leadership banquet, I taste, look cool does not cool food; 5 led to drink, I stop, curse to life to gathering; 6 leading to sleep, I guard, whom sleep I do not speak
on the civil service:
1: Guidelines for the leading service
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leaders did not come to me to see who take the podium;
leaders did not speak I will speak, take a look at the microphone sound does not ring;
say I applaud the leadership, led the audience a ring;
led me to savor food, cold edible did not look cool;
led me to stop drinking, the vow to the tolerate when the jar;
guard led me to sleep, to sleep with whom I speak!
2. sex difference
Sha is the opposite sex?
absence to say can not say, do not want to do.
Han is a confidante?
want to say whereas that, do not want to do.
Han is a lover?
some words do not say, nought to do.
Sha is the wife?
so inactive that do not disturb to do ......
3. What is a talent
eat I never bought a single;
drink I not had liver harm;
whore I never had the eye now;
bet I never lost a money;
expose the lie that no one life;
evil I never defiance to offend the;
ravenous life no one reported to the police;
promoted the variety of free lifetime Zhao.
4. cadre of
1, placards over ceremony: only kas long asbook learning is not enough, will also curb awards.
2, Day Break: refers to the days when the cadres are very merry, the same day as the New Year.
3, drop in the bucket: refers to the daytime when the leading is in the office drinking tea, can obtain to the end of the wage to purchase a car.
4, contentment: to know somebody at your own feet, and my center happy.
5, rolling stone: beautiful to see the opposite sex, she wanted to shake there to live.
6, take avail of: a plane can take out inspection.
7, no curb without surgery: Do not garbage workers 伕 Pok things that are not practical;
8, 伕 sing with women: husband 伕 into the karaoke singing, his wife stalking.
5: What to do in advance to eat rice
often eat with the leadership, promotion is a matter of time;
often eat with the wealthy, wealthy is a matter of time;
often eat with his wife, tired of is a matter of time;
often with Valentine's dinner, the kidney is a matter of time;
often eat with the opposite sex, go to bed is a matter of time;
corollary: want to do things, eat what food!
6. seesaw of life
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7. amusing paradox
often said that hero becomes a prisoner,
can be a hero do not think so: Is the charm left to ordinary?
Americans do not think so: Do Americans still can not anchor a hero's psyche!
often said that rabbits eat the grass edge,
hare can not think: Do not let other rabbits eat?
grass does not think so: Who eat not eat, so that side of the lair to eat than eat outside the nest, Lianshu ah!
often said that money makes the mare,
can ghosts do not think so: Is it a millstone ought not give money to it?
money does not think so: money for a ghost does not injury people, not necessarily giving up!
8. test your comprehension level of the test answers
first question:
Q: Why do people fall directly from Ji to one thousand meters height km or so, the body hair of non-destructive?
A: Yes, in the plane or parachute
bad, the Chinese investors
second question:
Q: You have only 50 square meters of housing, vicinity change from 100 square meters to 200 square meters of living space do you must boost?
A:
wrong, you increase the average housing area of 50 square meters.
third question:
Q: more valuable than the big curb what is?
A: stay abroad Pok
wrong, kindergarten
Fourth Question:
Q: You always said it and the closely narrated, but you can not see not find what?
A: air
wrong departments
Q5:
Q: corruption-prone located?
A: The division has the power
wrong platform
sixth question:
Q: the outside saw extravagant, wash, but in reality the filth of the place?
A: public toilets
wrong, entertainment
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9. Valentine's Day amusement SMS
* Xin Tian:
eat beans once a brawn pumping, looking because a back injury a thy sweethearts,
planted onions rolling stone no fewer than the root, glass-li kiss on the sudden death individuals,
send text messages to see the light is not on the individual, individuals want to harm the people we fall.
* stupid point to send flowers, frivolous led the run approximately,
tacky to drink ample to eat Bao, silly jumping dancing,
fearless cuddly, lunatic regional tipped,
sheepish send a information to say hi, no nice meditative of lingering at home.
* best to frighten you, then:
child, my mama said: wolf!
on the bund, the bund, said the same: the preceptor is coming!
marriage, colleagues said: your wife is coming!
immediately, lovers say: that did not come this month!
10. small sigh Shenyang edition of Valentine's Day
this life can actually be short, eyes closed eyes opened, they fall in love, howl ~; eyes and then closed eyes opened, got married, howl ~! This is life's most painful Ku thing is what, you know? That two people really love, but come to the stage to go, howl ~! Ku pain than this thing is what, you know? That is, with his girlfriend on his good buddy, a friend lost his wife yet, howl ~!
This Valentine's Day is even more short, eyes opened, and to, roar ~; eyes have not had time to close it, after, howl ~. Valentine's Day the maximum afflict Ku thing is what, you know? Is the two lovers attach, but not holidays, howl ~! Ku pain than this thing is what, you know? Is the person you love to pilfer your own and others dropped the holidays go, howl ~!
11. male-female relationships classic philosophy
is that more and more prosperous tomorrow, what section of. Has collected some of the male-female relationships seemingly philosophical asset, love men and adore women for reference.
1, is a smart woman passes - the antique saying goes,dmgrad, but it is an irrefutable truth. Although some women equitable look pretty shine, even, or sugar-coated ammunition, but men often refuse to give up until all hope is gone. And those who lack the visual effects of a woman, though some obviously good medication, but for the Ku jaws, so that men could not make close to the decision.
2, not bad men, women do not love, does not mean this bad-hearted vicious, merciless anything from furniture, but refers to the sweet, sweet words. Men in common think that intercession is frivolous nauseating representation, do not want to do, but the woman is unable to withstand the temptation of sweet, fresh flowers are often inserted in cow muck is so on.
3, marriage is the mausoleum of love, it is because marriage has hiked the road to go to the grave, if it were not for ahead marriage will break up in the grave.
4, marriage like siege, people go out, which people want to go out, because before marriage, very few people think for themselves, but after marriage a lot of people think for themselves.
5, unmarried women lament: Why do all good men become the people's husband? A woman is to develop a good man's curb school, no man can be taught from the curb, but his wife have a good husband 伕 training are homegrown.
6, each woman has two editions: hardcover and book. The sometime is in the workplace, social locations for others to look, makeup, and honor Zhao people. The latter is a preference of the people at home to look, put on home uniforms, pajamas, v. Ku. Marriage in men often can only see his wife and another woman book hardcover, this is an affair of one of the stimuli.
7, a team of people do anything in the discussion of the most modern take Xian? Climbing, paragliding, utmost amusements ... ... say what has. In truth, the sensibility is the biggest hazard Yan, and in anybody era so. Behavior for manifold risk Yan big deal a death, but was able to make people mawkish torment living death.
8, the biggest secret of a man often told a confidante, not same-sex friends, household or wife. When his wife became a confidante, her power of this chapter of the soon to be obliterated, this is called mingled.
9, engaged --- I listened these words, the parents anxious about children's health; friends thought this man child a successful vocation; wife immediately felt the burden of massive household chores; girlfriend cry , she began to achieve his rank in his idea his profession is not necessarily major, or even simply a break marker or excuse.
10, older unmarried men and women like sitting on the station by bus. Sometimes because the bus is simply too cozy on the seat do not want to get off; occasionally because they do not understand their own site to the afterward. Men and women do not marry for life? They are bus drivers.
13. happy life
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nativity a piece of paper and began a lifetime;
graduation piece of paper, hard life;
matrimony a piece of paper, tortured life;
an official piece of paper, the struggle life;
money a piece of paper, Xin Ku life;
designations piece of periodical, repent it always;
glory a piece of paper, fame life;
physician a piece of paper, pain Ku life;
eulogy piece of paper, taking life;
dilute the paper, to understand life;
forget these papers, happy life!
14. hype
leading TV often fried, slit the bandage to do the conference report,
long-winded and more Mandarin, practical things a difficult mission to;
tabloid speculation often star, vivid distraction nice,
hip shaking his pate wag state of muddle do, sharp-tongued, thick-skinned belly blank;
ads often fried wealthy, generous and soft-hearted,
surface of a marquis with, ruthless only made money;
literary speculation at home often, people do not boast boast,
boasts a shackle holding each other, you fry me I fried him;
state-owned corporations are often fried director, back to the days of exceedingly technical coerce,
portly abbot of the temple collapsed, the emergency slide ass a knock;
booksellers who frequently fried Pok, Zhushulishuo results and more,
job book a writing actually said, out of ventilation, said the actual words.
15. cultural viewpoint
dance star, membrane star, eat and drink Star, Star Lo Acer cloth;
foot cones fans, fishing fans, the stock fans, mini-mad;
tourist peppery, hot study, overseas hot, heat wag;
mahjongg, play pet, play tricks, cynical;
Association, a close friend would, unions, will there be;
stir the wind, the wind auctions, seminars wind, surging;
Mountain-festival, celebration activity in the water, tourism section, complications;
WealthKing, King custodian, soliciting the spirits, hoping for supernatural powers;
modernist, hazy school, new educate, derived complicated;
advertising wars, slogans, brand warfare, the battle kept;
orators, critics, pundits, and everybody for money.
16. rats and bats
* mouse has not found his wife. One day, eventually coincided to marry it with a bat, it was amused. Others laugh at it did not look, mouse said: You know ass, however the outcome, also a flight attendant!
* rats married cmd, bats, swallows and queried with concern: how will you marry beneath the mouse you? Bat choking: Oh! No access Yeah, it ate the two day Viagra, approximately jumping above the ceiling, it had succeeded!
* Mouse fiercely pointed cat said: I am married now and bats! The future of our kid live in the air! No longer afraid of you! Cat laugh, pointing to the owl tree, said: see no, I wife!
17. betrayal price
* A total abroad for six months, to go home after a night of sleep soundly with his wife and affectionate. While the doorbell, a total jumps: bad! Your husband 伕 back! Wife said: impossible! He too overseas too!
* starting a colon with a small secret half, came back at night to discourage his wife suspected everything, affectionate very hard, came up with a magnificent campaign, a sudden knock on the door downstairs neighbor Nuhan: all two weeks, and every day so that also allows people to sleep? !
* call rings, the little girl elected up the call.
men: her mother in what?
little girl: mother and Chen Shushu in the upstairs room.
Men: Which Chen Shushu?
mini girl: Every period you come apt peregrination behind her mother's Chen Shushu ah.
man calmly said: We make a game good? You go upstairs room, and then shout, my father back! After hearing to phone again.
Zhao a little girl to do.
soon heard a screech.
little girl and then phone.
man: how?
little girl: Chen Shushu jumped from the skylight of the room swimming pond. But he seems to forget my dad had put the water, and now he was lying on pond bottom is not moving!
18. they might ...... what would become
report they might become the informant, a speech they might as bragging,
into calm they might agree, they might become discreet timid,
they might become criminal to lest seriously they might become dreary,
rules they might become barriers, relationship they might become accomplices,
fell into the refuse they might, they might become committed to fart,
insist they might become brain-dead, they might become exposed to discredit,
they might become an accomplice tried to interfere, they might become the juvenile woman young girls,
Missthey might convert his wife, they might transform a small mysterious mistress.
Alas, life is tough, laborious Pathwalker!
19. the three elements of life
three ingredients of life
one, others three elements:
1, consensus and able to do great things; 2, knitted to do good solid work; 3 is not bad bad consensus.
Second, speak three elements:
1. to say and say - level; 2, not to say do not say when - clever; 3, know when to say when it should not say - Ayutthaya!
three, working three elements:
1, when the dry dry - capacity; 2, should not dry discontinue - wise; 3, understand when to dry when it should not do - gifted!
Fourth, progress in three elements:
1, your own line; 2, it was that you line; 3, that you must line the line.
three elements of life (II)
20: and people
But busy people
Man,
perturbed human,visiumsolutions.com, who, whatsoever,
people uneasy, but people want,
bloody people, but harmful,
Yin Yan but people who calculate,
depressed people, however popular,
shame, but people who play,
difficult, but people ask for help,
petulant but than people,
lukewarm but people helping people,
touched people impair people, but,
But people whoreproduction.
1: two adored leaders of the message
leading to the countryside, accompanied by the inspection team inspection, the village mentor is very incited, and hurried to talk to the inspection team members shake hands, the results do not accidentally fell down, hurry up Paipaipigu village adviser, said on the soil : leadership, you see me a scandal, actually led to scandal!
a visit to the mountain leadership to a pastoral home visits, pastoral leadership in facing the gate, leading to main perfected house politely, pastoralists flattered, hurried to be said: the front or leading away, every day we sheep, the cattle secondhand to go back!
A man teacher angrily to a school girl to sleep, said: I am tired to death in the upon, you are inactive in the following! Not with it when, even the point of no rejoinder, not what the hereafter whether the stomach can not blame the teacher! So, ah, comrades You had better study the Pok good, ah, Oh Oh
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